Sunday, April 30, 2006

Dumb Conversations.

Files from my old blog: Some data may be destroyed or changed when commencing transfer

la_volleyball conversation
la_volleyball : what kind of guy writes about the "how to get a date thing" on his blog
arknceph : haha
arknceph : an idiot
la_volleyball : and along wirth his experiences in ordering food in a wrong situation
arknceph : as i said! an idiot

hmm... I dont know what to post anymore...
I seem to have lost all the shitload information i used to harbor...here is a conversation of a viewer and I. quite lovely dont you think.. haha!
More shit loads hopefully...

flaredcrimson conversation

flaredcrimson (7:05:57 PM): so this is chat. The Seducer's main weapon...
arknceph (7:06:25 PM): no
arknceph (7:06:27 PM): idiot
flaredcrimson (7:06:50 PM): what freakishly seductive font you have...
arknceph (7:07:14 PM): idiot is you
flaredcrimson (7:08:19 PM): AHA! Your oh so Seductive and excellent poem has been Comic-tized! Such power....
arknceph (7:09:53 PM): yeah right
arknceph (7:09:57 PM): seen it
arknceph (7:10:03 PM): it reminds me of **censored**
flaredcrimson (7:11:11 PM): Indeed, such beautiful words deserve to be enhanced by matt's M4D DR4W1NG SK1LLZ!!!
arknceph (7:12:43 PM): l33tflaredcrimson (7:13:29 PM): **censored** huh....
arknceph (7:14:10 PM): yeah
flaredcrimson (7:15:22 PM): Bagay yung guy sa poem dun sa girl...how about in real life?arknceph (7:15:30 PM): yeah right
flaredcrimson (7:15:58 PM): XD IM her! **censored**!
arknceph (7:16:38 PM): no
flaredcrimson (7:16:58 PM): and why not?
arknceph (7:18:07 PM): shes notOL
flaredcrimson (7:18:43 PM): And if she were....
arknceph (7:19:34 PM): yeah right

Its a miracle how i live through all this ass holes mockery...Just kidding redrikk.. no offence.

a chat with louise

arknceph (5:48:30 PM): cool
arknceph (5:48:43 PM): I liked girls with...
louise_javier (5:48:43 PM): see..i don't need lessons..
arknceph (5:48:44 PM): uh..
arknceph (5:48:49 PM): wait
arknceph (5:48:53 PM): its not a lecture
louise_javier (5:48:54 PM): yeah the red glasses
arknceph (5:49:00 PM): its an experiment
louise_javier (5:49:01 PM): and the corset thing
arknceph (5:49:03 PM): no
louise_javier (5:49:05 PM): oh
louise_javier (5:49:14 PM): and the sexy body
arknceph (5:49:17 PM): no
arknceph (5:49:20 PM): oh
arknceph (5:49:21 PM): wait
arknceph (5:49:22 PM): yes
louise_javier (5:49:28 PM): and the skimpy stuff
arknceph (5:49:30 PM): no
arknceph (5:49:33 PM): skimpy is bad
louise_javier (5:49:36 PM): and the flirty little smiles
arknceph (5:49:37 PM): its so evil
arknceph (5:49:41 PM): no
louise_javier (5:49:49 PM): oh...sexy women...in DRAB clothing
arknceph (5:49:55 PM): drab?
louise_javier (5:50:03 PM): yeah
arknceph (5:50:07 PM): yeah right
louise_javier (5:50:15 PM): i forgot to mention plasticated
louise_javier (5:50:17 PM): evil
louise_javier (5:50:20 PM): schemish
louise_javier (5:50:24 PM): battalion Commanders
louise_javier (5:50:27 PM): !!!
arknceph (5:50:28 PM): omg
arknceph (5:50:30 PM): haha
louise_javier (5:50:48 PM): you happy mico???
arknceph (5:50:51 PM): no
louise_javier (5:50:57 PM): she woul;dn't be tormenting you
arknceph (5:51:05 PM): ayeah right
louise_javier (5:51:05 PM): that nuch
louise_javier (5:51:07 PM): much
arknceph (5:51:11 PM): yeah right
arknceph (5:51:18 PM): she'd whipp my as red
louise_javier (5:51:20 PM): *shrug*
arknceph (5:51:24 PM): ass*
louise_javier (5:51:59 PM): i know you think she's not as evil, plasticated and schemish anymore....
arknceph (5:52:07 PM): she is
louise_javier (5:52:10 PM): because you're off to dreamland dancing with her
arknceph (5:52:12 PM): but that wont stop me
louise_javier (5:52:16 PM): bye heheh
arknceph (5:52:18 PM): bye
arknceph (5:52:21 PM): demento

She's so demented! what thoughts go into her head. Is she even human?I'd say.. NOT! Louise is ok i guess. she's very nice in dealing with conversations.

a part of that conversation

arknceph (5:40:39 PM): how was PE?
louise_javier (5:40:45 PM): besides, i'm not smart or anything in the lines of that..
louise_javier (5:40:52 PM): WE ARE IN TANGO
arknceph (5:40:54 PM): yeah riiiight
tarknceph (5:40:56 PM): oh
arknceph (5:40:57 PM): nice
louise_javier (5:41:02 PM): savvy
arknceph (5:41:03 PM): cool
arknceph (5:41:13 PM): i waaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaa tango!
louise_javier (5:41:20 PM): AWWW, iba PARTNER ni **censored** kanina
arknceph (5:41:27 PM): so what
louise_javier (5:41:28 PM): hurt?
arknceph (5:41:33 PM): she was absent last time
louise_javier (5:41:33 PM): si PERCI
louise_javier (5:41:38 PM): SO WHAT ka jan?
louise_javier (5:41:43 PM): heheh
arknceph (5:41:44 PM): its my turn to be gone
louise_javier (5:41:52 PM): woot! gaya-gaya
arknceph (5:41:57 PM): haha
arknceph (5:42:09 PM): =)
louise_javier (5:42:09 PM): mahirap ang tango...promise
arknceph (5:42:17 PM): i'll try it
louise_javier (5:42:19 PM): hirap ng beat, hirap ng music
arknceph (5:42:23 PM): its so cool
louise_javier (5:42:27 PM): mahirap..
arknceph (5:42:46 PM): i wanna dance
louise_javier (5:42:49 PM): pero dadali...dahil nanjan si **censored**....
arknceph (5:42:55 PM): yeah
arknceph (5:42:59 PM): she's very good
arknceph (5:43:02 PM): at dancing
louise_javier (5:43:04 PM): o see?
louise_javier (5:43:19 PM): well you'd have to wait til fri
arknceph (5:43:20 PM): she drives the dance very well
arknceph (5:43:23 PM): yeah
arknceph (5:43:25 PM): sure
louise_javier (5:43:46 PM): i don't know what she has to put up with *smirks*
louise_javier (5:43:49 PM): heheh
arknceph (5:43:57 PM): what?
arknceph (5:44:02 PM): idiocricy
louise_javier (5:44:28 PM): idiocy..mico another part...
louise_javier (5:31:30 PM): sooooooooo.....mico......we hav been toiling all day long, enduring all the subjects, burning our asses off, and what have you been doing??? hanging out in the internet, talking wif all those "cool" internet people, listening to "cool" internet music, and reading "cool"internet stuff, a
arknceph (5:31:44 PM): no
louise_javier (5:31:49 PM): and checking out "cool " internet stuff i don't even wanna talk about..
arknceph (5:31:51 PM): i was lying in my bad
louise_javier (5:31:56 PM): heheh juz kiddin
arknceph (5:32:01 PM): wondering what i missed
arknceph (5:32:08 PM): and thinking about **censored**
arknceph (5:32:35 PM): while suffering the solitary confinement of the evil spaces that i call my room
louise_javier (5:32:44 PM): ooohh...you missed ellipses, Dalton's Law of Adding Pressures, and an SRA promotion
arknceph (5:33:05 PM): oh
arknceph (5:33:06 PM): crap
arknceph (5:33:11 PM): ellipses?
arknceph (5:33:16 PM): kindly explain
louise_javier (5:33:36 PM): ooh, what is it with you guys... one moment you wanna quit with this girl, saying you don't care and saying you hate her and that...when all it takes is one meager dance???
louise_javier (5:33:42 PM): you're all weird
louise_javier (5:33:48 PM): weird, i tell you
arknceph (5:33:52 PM): yes
arknceph (5:34:03 PM): you know how powerful a dance is
arknceph (5:34:11 PM): it can change moods
louise_javier (5:34:18 PM): anyway...an ellipse is like a for parabolas joined together
louise_javier (5:34:23 PM): you're scary
louise_javier (5:34:29 PM): driven,..
arknceph (5:34:29 PM): there are lots of things that can be done with a dance
louise_javier (5:34:42 PM): what hold **censored**'s butt?
arknceph (5:34:48 PM): no
arknceph (5:34:52 PM): i did not do that
louise_javier (5:34:54 PM): what then?
arknceph (5:34:59 PM): alot of things
louise_javier (5:35:03 PM): aaahh...sweet denial
arknceph (5:35:42 PM): ri-ght
arknceph (5:35:46 PM): that's not true
louise_javier (5:35:51 PM): look into her eyes and see the eternal love sweep the both of you together into a timeless world of sweetness and relaxarion?
louise_javier (5:35:59 PM): HAH
arknceph (5:36:01 PM): no
louise_javier (5:36:01 PM): HAH]
arknceph (5:36:18 PM): i was to scared to look unto her eyes
louise_javier (5:36:55 PM): what? the both of you being enveloped by the fiery fire of LUST consuming the both of you...??
arknceph (5:37:04 PM): nO!

very intresting she is! haha! i never get tired of this

posted @ 6:35 AM

Bad Experiences
Hi. Just this Sunday I went to this chicken restaurant--KFC--
Here's what happened

---translated to english---
Me: Hello. May I order some chicken?
Lady: Yes sir. What will you be having? We have lots of chicken meals, sir?

When she said this, i saw a restrained laugh from her face. Then everything came back into my head... and I thought.. "Oh... I forgot... This IS a chicken restaurant..."
continuing...
Me: Can I just have the normal chicken meal?
Lady: What meal, sir?
Me: That meal over there.
I said this as I pointed to the servings of chicken in the thingy where they put it.
I feel like an idiot as I was eating my meal.
I was really tired from all the crap my mom's been making me do. I went to the church. And went shopping with her. And Sunday was the day after the Prom. I was still having hangovers and shit.

Another eating experience....
This happened a long time ago when my cousins and I went to this food stall. We ordered some shawarmas, these are the rolled up things with beef, potatoes, and other vegetables in it. you also put garlic sauce in it.
Me: Hi. May I have a beef shawarma?
Lady: Yes sir. With extra cheese?Me: No. No need.
Lady: Okay *closes the window thing where you order*
Me: Wait? Can you please add a little extra white stuff?Lady: Excuse me?
Me: ... I mean extra garlic sauce...

My cousins laughed at me and mocked me for a bit. And I just stayed quiet. Omg... That was shitty. That girl maybe got freaked out about me....

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Shitty...again with this disclaimer thing...
not all situations may be as accurate as can be...
It is as how the author remembers and may have inaccurate recreations and so. Some things and events may be too unreal and ficticious because the author is simply psychotic and demented... thank you!
posted @ 6:30 AM

Research on Infatuation

Hmmm... This was conducted for the sole purpose of science... (haha, no!)Actually, I just wanted to know how it works...
Ok. Heres the drill.
i figured out how infatuation works on most of the people.
Here's a step by step guide:
1. First of all obtain a person you want to be infatuated with. This might be someone you saw first when you came into the room, a stranger in class, a popular girl, a school jock, a science geek, a bookworm, a gizmo person, the girl next door, the weirdo in class. In fact, anyone may be a choice.
2. When you have selected your potential "infatuatee". You must now be in close contact with him/her. Prolly where you can talk to him/her and see him/her very often. I.E. You are classmates. Or officemates. Neighbors. etc.
3. Now for the fun bit. You must now stare at him/her as often as you can. Not really stare but more on... uh... "look". Do this in a span of, 1 week to 1 month.
4. Eventually, you will start to find him/her slightly different. This a sign that infatuation is taking place. Now, do step 3 one more time, and soon, you will find yourself madly inlove. This is just infatuation, not actual love, ok?
5. If you wanna get rid of the fuzzy warm feeling you are feeling for the person. Reverse the procedure by stopping to look at her and cut all contact from that person. Or prolly focus on something else. Infatuation is usually short-lived, but extremely powerful.Well... that's pretty much it.
Till next time with more fun shit.

Notes: Not all of the information and procedures given may be true to some people and most of the information give is from the ficticous mind of the author. I can not guarantee a result and a certain feedback, because experiment may be unreliable and it was unreplicated. Thank you.
Haha! have fun! Kidding! Just try it out if it works... (=
posted @ 6:27 AM

Prom Hangover
Good Day!Prom was great!
Well, alot of things happened...

My friends and I along with some senior Friends tried to spike the juice/punch with an alcoholic beverage known to our people as "Lambanog". Its a type of alcoholic beverage that contains a shocking amount of alcohol. A simple sip can intoxicate anyone.
Well, It was fun... Our plan failed miserably as the wreaking smell of it emanated from our suits. And the juice/punch was served by the waiters and was not easily upon our reach.*sssshhh!, dont breach out info, okay?* haha!
Other than that, I enjoyed things quite well. I was able to dance with my Prom Date. And I was able to dance with our Battalion Commander-to be, also known as my former crush. This prolly highlighted the night as the last dance took place.

*Salute, Commander*

Fun! Haha! Anyway, other than that i observed a couple of things too...
And thought of alot of shit and crap.(not the literal shit and crap, okay?) I meant that metaphorically.
Things are fine overall. I danced with quite a few people.
namely
1. Rachel
2. Regina
3. Louise Mae
4. Regina again...
5. Regina again... for the 3rd time
6. Regina again... for the last time
7. Alexandra... finally...
posted @ 6:25 AM

"How to ask someone out on a date?"
when i first read this article with a friend, i laughed a lot and thought..
"Heck! We dont need that crap! who needs a date?"
anyway, i was with my friends that time and we all thought it was funny.
According to this... what you should do is to...

1. Find a desired target...
This "target" might anyone you see at the moment. Who knows? You might catch yourself going out with someone you dont really know. It can be the silent girl out there in the corner. The popular kid there over at the gym. The brainy kid in the library. I warn you now, everyone is a target.

2. Ask the person out...
This is best done personally. Asking via, email, notes, or via friend is very painstaking and very improper. It just proves to her how weak you are. Psychotic shit load you are. Anyway, When you ask her out or him, if your a girl or simply gay. Find a moment where you can be alone with the target and prolly make things intresting(not perverted). Just ask her out already! weak bastard!

3. Selecting a date activity...
When selecting a date activity, always get in touch with your sensitive side... And NO, this is not the side where you always get rash. Your sensitive side will lead you well, always know your date and what she likes.

4. Waiting for a response...
When anticipating an answer, dont always go for the happy ever after thingy. Coz only a few go that way. And act professional when you are rejected. Dont show your sadness to much coz she'll thing you're weak. Hide your sadness for a while and PLEASE if you get upset... PLEASE... DO NOT CURSE them! And DON'T even try commiting suicide. That is just soooo... immature... ok... just bear with them for a while and hide the spirit crushing, bone bashing, mental torturing, mind bogling, flesh burning, heart lashing pain... *starts to cry* Anyway, *smiles again*, that's life...

5. When she agrees...
But when she does agree, DON'T Dance for joy... that is also sick and demented... Come on people! That's sick! Just smile and assign a time you'll pick her up, or where and when you'll meet to pick her up. OK? fun! fun! fun!6. Sticking to your word...When you say you'll pick her up by 6pm please come on time! This will build trust and wil earn you more "moxie"... Nyahaha! And ladies, please be ready on time! You evil little thing, you!That's pretty much it! fun it is...

NOTE: this was very edited... a very edited version... Of course, this is how i interpreted it...Till next time!
posted @ 6:20 AM

Evading Hell
Because i was such a bastard at school... that I always failed to stick to the school dress code(i.e. haircut). I studied certain ways to get away with it until the right schedule I'll have a haircut.

Here are the Top 5 best ways/tips in avoiding being scolded for having long hair.
1. This is the best way to avoid this problem-- Have your hair cut. But that's not fun is it... its just playing safe.
2. One thing about this teacher is that he'll never scold anyone whenever his hair is longer than theirs. Or at least, he isnt newly hair cut.
3. Another good solution is to avoid his "Zone of Control". This zone is usually around 5-10 ft radius from him. Also avoid his "Flight Plan". This is now where he usually travels to(e.i. canteen, the sort, etc.) This will avoid "lock on"see foot note
4. Join friends everytime possible, never chip off them. He doesnt seem to make his "move" whenever the "target" is with company of more than 5 people.
5. Finally, put hairspray/styling gel on your hair and make it as neat as possible. Probably fix it up in such a way that your bangs will not pass your eyebrows. This will create a, sort of, "clean look" effect.well, that's all for today, and please... just have a hair cut to avoid all these problems... dont be like me.. (dumb ass!)
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Signs of a "Lock on"a lock on is when the predator has taken scent of its prey, this usually happens when you pass the predators "zone of control"

1. when you are locked on, you will notice a gleaming menacing look on his/her face.
2. He/She will look agitated or will pause for a moment when he/she is doing something, while you happen to pass by.
3. DO not forget the evil and menacing stare.... its... EVIL! be warned... this means its the final straw...
Well, that's just aboout it... more will come and... hopefully... now.
you'll pay attention ant CUT YOUR HAIR, you bastards !

no no... just kiddn
bye
posted @ 5:28 AM